For rent: One Roomba

Available for rent on a temporary basis: One Roomba (also answers to Emelia)

• Will pick up and eat anything found on any surface it can reach
• Does not distinguish between food and non-food items
• Caution: will eat anything it finds, do not leave valuables, important papers, or poisons within its reach

Interested parties contact Cielle (also answers to Mom)

• All proceeds will go directly to Roomba's college fund
• Price negotiable based on current tuition and fees at BYU

Naomi's Disappearing Hand Trick

Naomi has learned a new trick that makes everyone laugh. When she is wearing a long-sleeved shirt, she pulls her sleeve over her hand. She then waits for you to say, "Where's Naomi's hand?" She laughs and looks up her sleeve and moves her arm around, as if to say, "I don't know; where did my hand go?" Finally, she pops her hand out and laughs up a storm. Then, she does it over and over again, thoroughly entertaining all of us every single time.